Brittney recently sent me this little gem from a facebook group called overheard at byu.
To all the girls who are in a hurry to have a boyfriend or get married, a piece of Biblical advice: ” Ruth patiently waited for her mate Boaz.” While you are waiting on YOUR Boaz, don’t settle for any of his relatives; Broke-az, Po-az, Lyin-az, Cheating-az, Dumb-az, Drunk-az, Cheap-az, Lockedup-az, , Goodfornothing-az, Lazy-az, and especially his third cousin Beatinyo-az. Wait on your Boaz and make sure he respects Yo-az….
To all my married friends, which "az" did you marry??
PS. Wondering if the Mayor has already stitched this for a pillow or wall art for Scrunch's room.