Thursday, February 26, 2009
Tuesday, February 24, 2009
Yesterday I was at my local Wal-Mart buying a large bag of Purina dog chow for my loyal pet, Biscuit, the Wonder Dog and was in the checkout line when woman behind me asked if I had a dog.
What did she think I had, an elephant?
So since I'm retired and have little to do, on impulse I told her that no, I didn't have a dog, I was starting the Purina Diet again. I added that I probably shouldn't, because I ended up in the hospital last time, but that I'd lost 50 pounds before I awakened in an intensive care ward with tubes coming out of most of my orifices and IVs in both arms.
I told her that it was essentially a perfect diet and that the way that it works is to load your pants pockets with Purina nuggets and simply eat one or two every time you feel hungry. The food is nutritionally complete so it works well and I was going to try it again. (I have to mention here that practically everyone in line was now enthralled with my story.)
Horrified, she asked if I ended up in intensive care because the dog food poisoned me. I told her no, I stepped off a curb to sniff an Irish Setter's rear and a car hit us both.
I thought the guy behind her was going to have a heart attack he was laughing so hard. Wal-Mart won't let me shop there anymore.
Wednesday, February 18, 2009
My mom with me when I was 4 days old---This is not photo shopped, it is really in black and white
My mom and I at Disneyland
Tuesday, February 17, 2009
Jacob blowing out the candle on his ice cream brownie at Pappasito's
Thomas, Jacob and Blake
The Three Amigos
Instead of spanking, we strangle our kids on their birthdays
We had a cookie cake at home
Pappasito's Birthday Song--
Usually the birthday person get s to wear a sombrero, but it was broken?
Jacob is Crazzzy
Too much Dr. Pepper
Happy Birthday at home!!!
Monday, February 16, 2009
Friday, February 13, 2009
Makenzie's team was undefeated this season! They won their district championship game in overtime, 29-25. It was low scoring but very exciting. She played almost the whole game. She was exhausted by the end since she is just getting over the flu, but we had another girl on our team getting over it also and I think the other team had a few not feeling well also. You gotta love flu season. Congrats to her team!
Happy Birthday Tami! We at the Texas Smith house love you!!
Thursday, February 12, 2009
Jacob earning other awards
He might smile....
Jacob with the other boys earning the Arrow of Light